GREAT QUOTES FROM VOYAGER
"We're Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job!"
Top Funniest Lines From Star Trek: Voyager
| 1. | Torres: "Get the cheese to Sickbay!" |
| 2. | Neelix: "They have the best starship within a hundred thousand light years, and what do they do? 'Well, let's see if we can't find some space anomaly today that might TEAR IT APART!'" |
| 3. | The Doctor: "By the way, Denara, I find myself romantically attracted to you and I was wondering if you felt the same way?" |
| 4. | Q: "Oh, we've ALL done the scarecrow! Big Deal!" |
| 5. | Kes: "These people are natural born explorers, Neelix." Neelix: "These people are natural born IDIOTS!" |
| 6. | Janeway: "There's coffee in that nebula!" |
| 7. | The Doctor: "Computer, delete Paris." Ensign Kim: "What are you doing?!?" The Doctor: "Computer, delete Kim." |
| 8. | Seven: "Every Borg ship is coded to emmit a distinct resonance frequency to guide drones who have become seperated from the collective." |
| 9. | Paris: "You're right. We're demons...and we eat little children...and I haven't had supper yet!" |
| 10. | The Doctor: "Captain! I'm a doctor, not a voyeur! |
| 11. | Seven: "I'm not certain. I find myself constructing scenarios, considering alternative possibilities. What if my parents and I had not encountered the Borg?" |
| 12. | Torres: "Paris, did you program this guy?" Paris: "Yes. Why?" Torres: "He's a pig. And so are you." |
| 13. | Janeway [to Neelix]: "Dismissed." [Neelix just stands there.] "That's Starfleet for 'Get Out.' " |
| 14. | Janeway: "At ease, Ensign, before you sprain something." |
| 15. | The Doctor: "I'm a doctor, Mr. Neelix, not a decorator." |
| 16. | Vidian [scanning the Holodoc]: "According to my readings, you're not here." The Doctor: "Believe me, I wish I wasn't." |
| 17. | Janeway [to Chakotay]: "In the future, if I have any questions about mating, I'll know where to go." |
| 18. | Seven: "I am unaccustomed to this. Borg do not sit." |
| 19. | Chakotay: "B'Elanna is the only person I know who tried to KILL her spirit guide." |
| 20. | Kim: "Why don't you sit down." Seven: "I prefer to stand." Kim: "This could take a while, you'd be more comfortable." Seven: "Comfort is irrelevant; we're here to work." Kim: "Okay." |
| 21. | Janeway: "I'm in no mood to donate any organs today." |
| 22. | Q: "Say, is this a Ship of the Valkyries?" |
| 23. | The Doctor: "Well, I seem to be on the 'Voyage of the Damned'." |
| 24. | Seven: "That's a Level 5 force field, lieutenant, I suggest you be more careful." |
| 25. | Seven: "My physiology has reasserted the need to process solid nutrients. The Doctor has prepared a list of dietary requirements; you will provide them for me." |
| 26. | Torres: "This ship will not survive the formation of the cosmos!" |
| 27. | Janeway: "This is turning into the week of hell." |
| 28. | Seven: "Pleasure is irrelevant." |
| 29. | The Doctor: "Why pretend we're going home at all when all we're really going to do is investigate every cubic millimeter of this quadrant, aren't we?" |
| 30. | Tuvok: "Your first command together was less than successful. You are all dead." |
| 31. | Q: "Trouble sleeping, Captain?" Janeway [with a cold glare]: "Get out!" |
| 32. | Janeway: "Doctor, I forgot all about you!" The Doctor: "How flattering." |
| 33. | Seven: "I must rejoin the collective." |
| 34. | Q: "May I see you in your chambers?" Janeway: "You've been in my chambers enough for one visit, Sir." |
| 35. | Paris: "If we don't get more power to the warp drive we're all going to have to get out and push!" |
| 36. | Janeway: "Fear exists for one purpose: to be conquered." |
| 37. | Kim: "I hope you weren't regenerating." Seven: "I was not." |
| 38. | Chakotay: "Well Kathryn, you got us home." Janeway: "Right place, wrong time." |
| 39. | Seven: "The concept of relaxation is difficult for me to understand. As a Borg, my time was spent working at a specific task, when it was completed, I was assigned another. It was efficient." |
| 40. | Seven: "I din't realize becoming human again would be such a challenge. Sexuality is particuarly complex. As Borg, we had no need for seduction or time for single-cell fertilization. We saw a species we wanted and we assimilated it. Nevertheless, I'm willing to explore my humanity. Take off your clothes." |
| 41. | Janeway: "Ever since my first day on the job as a Starfleet Captain, I swore I'd never let myself get caught in one of these paradoxes. The past is the future, the future is the past, it all gives me a headache." |
| 42. | Q: "Oh, I see! This is one of those silly human rituals. You're playing hard to get!" Janeway: "As far as you're concerned, Q, I'm impossible to get." Q: "Goody! A challenge! This is going to be fun!" |
| 43. | Seven: "For a brief time I was human, but I have come to realize that I am Borg. I will always be Borg." |
| 44. | Seven (to Ensign Kim): "Obviously you've suggested a visit to the holodeck in the hopes of creating a romantic mood. Are you in love with me, ensign?" |
| 45. | The Doctor: "Aha!" Torres: "What?" The Doctor: "The patient is sick." Torres: "Can you be more specific?" The Doctor: "To discuss the patient's condition in front of the patient would be a serious breach of professional etiquette... It's been suggested that I cultivate a greater sensitivity to my patients' needs." [leans around the bio scanner, smiles, speaks to the bioneural gel pack] "Don't worry, my little friend." Torres: "Doctor..." The Doctor: "Very well... The biological component of the circuit device has an infection... a very contagious one." |
| 46. | Seven: "I fear nothing." |
Here's a personal favourite of mine:
· Janeway: "We need to talk about this...I think we need to define some
parameters...about us."
· Chakotay: "I'm not sure I can...define parameters. But I can tell you a story, an ancient
legend among my people. Its about an angry warrior who lived his life in conflict with
the rest of his tribe, a man who couldn't find peace even with the help of his spirit guide.
For years he struggled with his discontent, but the only satisfaction he ever got came
when he was in battle. This made him a hero among his tribe, but the warrior still longed
for peace within himself. One day he and his war party were captured by a neighboring
tribe, lead by a woman warrior. She called on him to join her, because her tribe was too
small and weak to defend itself from all its enemies. The woman warrior was brave, and
beautiful, and very wise. The angry warrior swore to himself that he would stay by her
side, doing whatever he could to make her burden lighter. From that point on her needs
would come first; and in that way, the warrior began to know the true meaning of peace."
· Janeway: "Is that really an ancient legend?"
· Chakotay:"No...but that made it easier to say." --- (Resolutions)
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